Podcast #22: All Aboard the Vegan Fart Train!

Podcast #22: All Aboard the Vegan Fart Train!

All Aboard the Vegan Fart Train

Toot Toot! All Aboard the Vegan Fart Train!

That’s right, folks! We’re talking all about FARTS on the podcast this week.

Do we have any formal, medical expertise on the subject whatsoever? Hell no. But we are vegan! And we sure do eat a lot of fibery, plant-based, farty goodness. So I like to think I know a thing or two about farts. And Sarah (as you will learn) is here to rep the vegan belchers of the world.

Yes, we’re covering all kinds of gross bodily gasses on the podcast this week! And even discussing which ones are deemed healthy smelling and sounding. Plus many well-researched fart facts on how to muffle the sound of your farts to the many factors which affect their stank.

Oh yes, vegan fit crew, we’re clearing the air on ALL of it! And you certainly don’t want to miss hearing my incredibly traumatic, personal experience involving a giant bag of sulphite-filled, dried apricots.

Intrigued, are you?


Now hop on board the “vegan fart train” and join us for this incredibly gross, inappropriate and hilarious episode with more fart sound effects than anyone should ever have to hear in a 30 minute podcast.


Click the "play button" below to listen. Or HERE to listen on Apple, HERE for Spotify or HERE for Stitcher.


– Sam Shorkey, Jacked on the Beanstalk

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  • Vicki: December 11, 2017

    LOL, a poop episode AND a farting episode! I think you’ve covered everything!

  • Rob Huckle: January 25, 2018

    20-30 apricots! – OMG; you’re never going to be able to sell your car after all those farts! Maybe just torch the car and claiming on the insurance is the only humane option ;) Ref farts: We would always refer to them as a “brown one-eyed barking spiders” vicious things; creeping up form nowhere and leaving a potentially hazardous gas. I’ve always considered my rose smelling farts to be a sign of good health :). Strange nobody else shares the same view.

  • Sam: January 26, 2018

    Gross! I thought British people were too civilized to talk about farts. Then again, when I read “brown, one-eyed barking spiders” in a Brit-ish voice, it does sound rather regal. And please Robert, don’t remind me of the apricot trauma ever again!! Haven’t touched one ever since!

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