Podcast #83: The Vabbing Experiment
Well I gotta admit I'm a little shocked to learn that there is a definition for the term "vabbing" on Wikipedia. I was sure Urban Dictionary would be the only web source defining this one!
I guess it's more common than I even realized. What is vabbing you ask?
Well kids, according to Wikipedia, it refers to "the application of vaginal secretions as a perfume. It was popularized on TikTok in 2022 as a way of attracting men."
I gotta admit, however, that I do prefer Urban Dictionary's description:
When she is broke and can’t afford Gucci, she’s always got the “Coochie Couture.” Free, all-natural, pheromone perfume made from her vagina that she rubs into the sensitive spots to attract a mate for the night.
Either way, it's an ewwwwww, right?!?!
But not so gross that I wasn't willing to test it for myself. I might not be on TikTok, but you best believe I'm up for putting a TikTock trend to the test.
And what better place to conduct a vabbing experiment than in my "home away from home" otherwise known as the gym. I figured my vagina juice mixed with my sweat surrounded by testosterone-fueled dudes was the perfect environment to see if there was any validity to this disgusting theory whatsoever.
I won't spoil how it went here though. You'll have to listen to the episode to find out. But I will say that I'm glad it's over. And it definitely won't be a trend I will be following.
But hey, if any of our listeners want to test it out, be sure to include how it went in the comments below. I hear crickets already... :)