HAPPY HALLOWEEN VEGAN CREW! 

Do you like our shitty masks from the dollar store or what!?

I can't believe that after all of these podcasts, we've yet to record a Halloween-themed episode! 

I'm actually really ashamed that we haven't yet because Halloween is my favourite holiday of all!

Seriously, what's not to love about gore and death?!!  Okay, that sounds really UN-vegan of me.  But you know what I mean! 

I basically watch a horror movie every night in October to get me "in the mood." 

Then it's always fun to dress skanky for this one and only night where you won't feel skanky because everyone else is dressed like a skank too!

You know you wanna get down with "Sexy Lieutenant Worf" of the Star Ship Enterprise...

Yes boys and ghouls, it's the official Jacked on the Beanstalk "Halloween" podcast episode.  MUAH-HA-HA!!!!!  (That was supposed to be read in a Dracula voice by the way.) 

And despite this being a super random episode, we actually discuss some very relevant topics such as how to handle the whole "trick-or-treat" situation as a vegan parent without making your children hate you in the end.

Plus we're sharing what vegan candies to hand out, how to stay warm when you're shivering in your slutty Halloween costume AND how to look as tight and fit as possible with all that extra skin showing.

As an aside, does Harry take the prize for "cutest" baby skeleton costume or what?!

Also for anyone wanting in on the Lakanto goodies discount (this week's Patreon prize), you can test out any of their low-cal, sugar-free, monkfruit-sweetened tasty treats here and use my code SHORKEY30 to save you a whopping 30%.  Sweet deal indeed!  And you're welcome!

Click the "play button" below to listen. Or HERE to listen on Apple, HERE for Spotify or HERE for Stitcher.

- Sam Shorkey, Jacked on the Beanstalk